I see the way they nonchalantly sit together, as though simply enjoying each other’s company.
But I swear, sometimes it feels like my cats are conspiring against me. Alice – our black and white female- and Percy – our marbled gray male – are two peas in a feline pod.
They orchestrate the most conniving acrobatics underfoot, and you can daily hear a $#%^*!! uttered by someone in our family trying to avoid a serious fall. They are ninja kitties, and I often wonder if perhaps they would be more effective than our two large dogs at taking down a burglar.
I mean, just look at how they lie in wait.
If you have cats, do you ever wonder if they have any nefarious intentions towards you?
*of course I don’t really think my cats are trying to kill me. most days.