Here I just wrote a post about how obese I am, and then I write a blog title about busting seams. Those are figurative seams, I assure you. Although, come to think of it, my favorite, well-worn pair of black capris just…ahem…”bit the dust” recently in a terrible squatting accident. I’m just glad I was at home and it was only my startled husband and children who burst into awkward (then gradually uncontained) laughter.
I have such EXCITING news, but I need to wait just a smidge longer until I spill it. And in case you were wondering – in scientific terms, “smidge” is roughly longer than a “sec” but shorter than a “while.”
Here, I know, let’s play internet charades….
me, pointing at myself
me, pointing at computer
me, pretending to roll a movie camera
me, smiling a whole lot
me, sweating profusely
me, babbling incessantly to innocent viewers
me, wondering how I ever stumbled into internet broadcasting
OOPS! I almost spilled it! You’re just going to have to check back *very soon* to see what this is all about! (insert evil cackle….)